Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
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if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
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Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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