WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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