you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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