you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I understand Curling. That high.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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