the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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