OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
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I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
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trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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