the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
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Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
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I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
So vagazzling was a success
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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