So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
it glows. i had to have it.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
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Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
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Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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