Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
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You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
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My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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