biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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