Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
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Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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