So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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