Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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