no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
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hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
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She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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