she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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