She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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