Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
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I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
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I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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