A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
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I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
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You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
All I want is dick and wine.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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