Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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