I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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