I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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