Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
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high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
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Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I need a beard to bite.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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