if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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