Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
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my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
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Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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