im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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