I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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