I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
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So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
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I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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