beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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