Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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