she was so not down for the gang bang
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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