i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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