I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
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He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
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i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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