Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
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Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
He? As in you personified your dick?
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I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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