Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
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I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
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It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Come on in and take your pants off
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize