Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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