I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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