just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
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i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
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It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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