belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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