Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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