Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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