Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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