The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
