32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
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I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
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I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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