redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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