I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
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dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
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They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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