My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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