I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
