do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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