I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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