the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
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She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
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The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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