Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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