What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
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Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
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SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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