He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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