I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
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So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
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I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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