i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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